panzer

1.german wartank
2.strong, broad, phat.
3.a VERY fat girl

ooh, that hip hop beat sure s'got a lotta bass ... so panzer!

she says she's big-boned... I say she's jabba! ...what a panzer! PUN-TSAH!!

by Lisa June 15, 2003

panzerpwn

Your typical "pwn" with a dash of Nazism.

Kid A: *steals money*
Kid B: "Hey! Why don't you go bomb Lebanon, you jew!"
Kid C: ",...o panzerpwn!"

by Rootie July 20, 2006

pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.

I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.

by Drewbert January 7, 2007

Pink Panter

A teal haired senior at CHS with large baggy pink pants. He often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his shitty Buick and warding off the cops while high. He frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. He used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? In other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.

Pink Panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.

by kfeaaa March 14, 2009

Pander Bear

One who will shamelessly promote themselves, their business, their products, their agenda, etc. on a consistent basis for personal gain. A Pander Bear will often utilize multiple social networks to promote themselves.

All of his updates are about his website-what a Pander Bear!

by Self-confessed Pander Bear June 17, 2009

The Panzer

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.

"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"

by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

Pantera

Pantera is jock rock for the lowest common denominator. Redneck goons and alcoholic wife beaters relish in groovy chug riffs and awkward teens live out their silly revenge fantasies vicariously through a heroine addicts drunken anthems to life in the gutter.

Guy 1: Jim is a diehard Pantera fan
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?

by Robertus September 24, 2009