Thai Padlock

Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.

1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.

by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017

Snogle padododdle

Snogle padododdle is the definition of a slong eating noodles when it’s pandemic

Dude: Yo my slong has been eating noodles like wtf
Doctor: Oh mine too it’s just the snogle padododdle season nothing weird

by Pseudonym can fuck off April 22, 2020

Anmol padole

Dole padole

Khati hai chole

Dekhte hue sholay
Bum hum bholey

Presenting Anmol padole, most popular gurl in Chandrapur government medical college.

by Likhinamide November 22, 2021

schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil

a response to the german saying "schnip schnap das kleine krokodil", which means "shnip shnap (cutting/choping/eating sounds) the little crocodile", (the response means "shnip shnap you little pedophile". this is used when an adult has said this to a child, and said because it rhymes.

schnip schnap das kleine krokodile! ("shnip shnap, the little crocodile!")
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schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil! ("shnip shnap, you little pedophile!)

by prisonpepper August 18, 2021

Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011

paddo

short for paddington bear, cuddely,

EMO

OH LOOK THERES PADDO LETS GIVE HIM A HUG

PADDO STOP BEING SO EMO, YOU SCENE KID

by yjdguoliugh October 20, 2010

Paedo

Basicly a peadophile.A person whos attracted to people significantly younger than him. Since its illegal they will often lie that they didnt do it. Most commonly a spurs fan

GUY1: Dude your such a paedo you are in college and she just finished 8th grade
GUY2:Hahahhaha im joking i didnt do it but if I did it would be legal cause she is only 4 years appart #COYS

by Pjonce August 14, 2020