A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

by Old Voldy's gone mouldy June 23, 2018

by ILUVYOUNGORPHAN February 18, 2022

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.
JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.
by Jbrym May 9, 2008
