Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.

We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.

by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023

Baby

A scary think that drools on you

The baby drank milk

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Baby

1) A (n) infant.
2) A (n) nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jake says," Aww look at the baby!"
Becca who," Jake, baby, be quiet."

by HiImmaTellYa November 5, 2018

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

baby

disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry

Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?

by queerqueef May 28, 2021

baby

a sad crying annoying thing that shouldn't exist

man that baby is loud.

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017