boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

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P'owned

Player owned, Killed, destroyed, sniped, Beat down,

Dude, you were so P'owned by that sniper

by Funnyjunk2012 July 9, 2007

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Jell-owned

The victory cry of Bill Cosby, as well as many of his fans and followers, stemming from his humorous speaking of the word jello, in regards to the desert. He eventually adopted it and began using it when he defeats an opponent in everyday life, or an online game.

L33TSniper: Aww I cant believe you beat me like that!

Cosby10: JELL-OWNED

by Victor Frieze September 29, 2009

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self-owned

when someone gets self-owned means that the reason of ownage aren't the owning guy's abilities/skills/etc. but the owned guy's stupidity/lack of skills or abilities/etc.

basically said, someone gets self-owned because he does something stupid

who owned him isn't extraordinary, but the owned guy himself is worse than others

similar to selfd

table tennis player 1: (trying to hit the incoming ball while actually hitting the table, dropping the bat and screaming)

table tennis player 2: "haha so self-owned"

by forceNet July 30, 2007

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Pre-Owned

In computer gaming, being pre-owned is being given the fact that no matter what, yo' ass is gonna get sacked.

Dude, I pre-own you in cs, don't even try

by Sam A.M. October 17, 2003

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rofl owned

1. Something you say to someone after you beat their ass.
2. A phrase that occasionally appears in the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday segments at Something Awful.

This phrase is usually typed in all capital letters.

warcraftMASTER: wtf how did u kill all my crypt fiends!?
l33td00d~187~: ROFL OWNED

by Capheine December 10, 2003

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