offs

Angry, offended, iratated.

Jimmy got offs when Jeremy cummed in his ass.

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

offs

The"offs": When you're not really hungover, but not quite lucid. Just sort of off-center.

It took me an hour to write this example because I have the offs.

by Grebenshikov June 5, 2007

Obfusticate

A secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.

Obfusticate and leave me alone. or I need some alone time right now.

by Spanky Magoon March 22, 2009

offspring

a whack ass band that people think are good and need to listen to more music
if u pay attention to the songs they are actually really whack even though they sound good at first
they repeat their titles 500 times each song
if your friend is obsessed with them show them real rock

noobmusicguy:OMG!!! OFFSPRING ROCKS YOUR SOCKS AND ASS AND DICK AND EVERYTHING
coolguy: so they are gay hobo rapists
noob:NOOOO!!! THeY rOCk
cool: i rather listen to justin beiber
even greenday is better than them
noob:noo they are the best i wont listen to thoes fags
cool: wow your gonna go far kid

by supermaneatsdick June 28, 2010

Offspr1ng

God like entity, prowess in all fields of endeavour, and adorned with godlen locks. Perfection personified, quite sexeh too.

If God worked on his AWP skills he might give Offspr1ng a good game.

by Steve February 4, 2003

Non certus Binary offspring

For those sensitive gender identity crisis prick.. i.e someone who was not sure if they had a gender or not..

Non certus binary offspring was just a gender joke between me and chingkhawl Valte.

by Kimitheterrible February 22, 2019

obffl

Online Best Friends For Life

NateCohen2k: You suck dude I don't wanna be your obffl anymore.
Theycallmesp00f: what the heck?? I thought we were online best friends for life, forever!?

by Sp00fboss420sauce December 7, 2009