morbidly obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth.

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown Neighbor November 12, 2008

violently obese

When someone is so huge that you are actually afraid of them; the fear that said person might become angered and sit on you in retribution of making fun of said obesity.

If your carpool is a violently obese person, you're afraid to correct any traffic violations for fear they will smother you to quiet any objections to their driving.

by LizPow September 9, 2006

morbidly obese

someone of great size in body and weight

jani is morbidly obese

by Jiggelo December 30, 2020

Mentally Obese

To eat as much shit as you like and never put on any weight.

"Dude, your like, Mentally Obese or something"

"Yeah, ya jealous?"

"Damn straight"

by HotBitch January 2, 2006

Ur niece obese

The worst insult in human history and beyond. It makes; ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and even ur grandpap a trap look like churches.

1: Ur mum gay
2; Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur niece obese
*Explosions* The earth is destroyed and poor number 2 is suffering beyond comprehension

by Sorksun May 10, 2018

pick me obese elephant

meena from sing

omg meena is so annoying she is a pick me obese elephant.

by lvlysx February 18, 2022

your niece obese

A devastating insult that not only kills the person it's aimed at, but as well as his/her niece. This will make you the ultimate champion of God!

Eric: Ur Mom Gay!
Dylan: Dont make me use it fag!
Eric: I'm not scared!
Dylan: Your niece obese!!
Eric: Melts into a puddle

Erica niece: Oh shit *instantly fucking dies*

by It burns when I pee lol March 29, 2018