Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

Notch boy

Like a big dumb bitch, but biggerer and dumberer

You’re such a notch boy Zach brown, you big dumb bitch

by Notchboylover June 19, 2025

Notch

A notch is a line of the eyebrow missing. How it occurs: a person claims that they will or could achieve something ludicrous. Notch is then called and if the action isn’t completed the person who stated the claim receives a notch.

Owen: I could have a threesome tonight if I wanted.

Matt: Notch

Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.

by Tinderboi September 30, 2021

Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

Peep the notch

"Peep the notch" is the vaguer derivative of phrases like "peep the gram" or "peep twitter", in which you use to inform people to check out your most recent post on any of your social media accounts. This version of the phrase was popularized by Canadian body builder, @joeys.physique.

Joey: "Peep the notch man!"

by YaBoyDaniel December 7, 2017

Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

shy top notch

a freak who has to be broken out of their shell

"yeah she's a shy top notch"

by shshus April 3, 2022