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Get the hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft mug.by anonymous January 9, 2022
Get the I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die. mug.from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
Get the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you mug.Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.
by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021
Get the Today mug.Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
Get the today on things mug.On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
Get the On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? mug.Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome
This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome
This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !
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