Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.
-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"
-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"
-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"
by Single15 July 29, 2014
Get the single 15mug. by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018
Get the Mariah Singlemug. 1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.
Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.
Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?
Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?
Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
by tpaz198 September 12, 2011
Get the Buffer Singlesmug. by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011
Get the Single Maningmug. by FLiveroay June 10, 2010
Get the Single Speedermug. a guy going from behind a girl reaching under her arm to grab her boob also can be turned into a double scoop
by Cody Nault July 5, 2007
Get the Single Scoopmug. The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.
Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".
Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".
Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"
by LucaS79 July 10, 2014
Get the Technically Singlemug.