Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
by KasiaR August 18, 2010
Get the Cold keyboardmug. The act of flatulating into a paper sack, promptly closing the sack, and running up to someone in the vicinity and opening the bag in their face, releasing the fresh fart.
When Matt was being a dick, I decided to give him a Cold Adam. Marshall thought it was funny, until he got one from Lare Bear.
by David B. Cool October 6, 2004
Get the Cold Adammug. When your girl chews on a buncha Peppermint Altoids before she give you head. Often results in a cool, tingly feeling. Be aware: NEVER try to perform a "Cold Coney" with Cinnamon Altoids. This is baaad.
Dude 1: "Last night my girl totally gave me a cold coney."
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"
by Clark D. March 8, 2008
Get the Cold Coneymug. by myJam2.0 June 11, 2017
Get the Cold onemug. 1. A phrase that describes you as the COLDEST.
2.The best and nothing higher.
3. Very Icy.
4. Cold but never cruel.
5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.
6. Very good.
2.The best and nothing higher.
3. Very Icy.
4. Cold but never cruel.
5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.
6. Very good.
Damn, your watch is COLD AS HAIL.
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!
by FRSHMPIRE April 15, 2021
Get the Cold as hailmug. by YounSwagg January 13, 2011
Get the she coldmug. It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold
by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009
Get the Ass coldmug.