shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

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ready family

A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already

When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.

Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"

How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.

by E. Clellan August 12, 2011

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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

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i-Ready

The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves

Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

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