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Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010
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I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot
by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011
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a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.
by Jmrocks July 15, 2018
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I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.
I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.
by Dude Regular November 3, 2010
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I'm Not A Plastic Bag

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.
The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag
by Katya. P May 23, 2007
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im_not_a_furry

A person that is lies about everything they say. If they tell you they aren't a furry, then they are lying
Person 1: Hey, are you sure you aren't a furry?
Furry: Im_not_a_furry. There's no proof!
by 117 Pseudonym 112 December 13, 2018
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it's not a mistake, ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

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by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022
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