by johnnynuxxx April 9, 2010

A mystery drink your buddy brings by to spread some Christmas cheer but won’t tell you what’s in it! Later you find out it’s penis flavored egg nog.
John: What is this! It’s delicious!
Jason (2 days later): It’s penis flavored mixed with a dash of the back side of my ball sack. I call it cock nog!
Jason (2 days later): It’s penis flavored mixed with a dash of the back side of my ball sack. I call it cock nog!
by NARB’d December 25, 2019

What are those nogs doin standing on the corner? Oh, they're waiting for the nog hauler to take them down the street to keep the property values down down there too.
by LillDaryl May 18, 2021

by Nignog3343 April 20, 2018

Lingo created from the prophet of doom to insult kroger management. From the language of vagulgarea. Means that the the person is brain dead smooth brain.
by The Prophet of doom June 12, 2023

by CheecoBean May 17, 2016

The freshest of black people egg nog
by Pusssssyfoot January 10, 2017
