No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!

by botdude October 27, 2022

Nut November

The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.

Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.

Dude it's Nut november!

Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.

by HANNESP November 5, 2018

No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.

Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!

by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November starts on November 1st and ends on November 30th
In No Nut November all men are challenged to not 'nut' for the the entire month of November
If a man was to fail bad things would happen to him

I survived No Nut November so I'm gonna beat the meat all December
You failed No Nut November bad things will happen

by Bub144246 December 8, 2022

No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.

Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.

by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021

Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.

Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.

Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.

by hibuds November 6, 2023