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girl network

the secret connection/communication between all females that is usually used to ruin an undeserving male's chances of coitus with a female.
Peter: "hey John, did you ever get with that cheerleader?"

John: "nah dude, turns out she knew my ex, damn girl network"
by somethingreen January 7, 2010
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Tommie Network

Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.

It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM
Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"

Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."
by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020
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Social Network Flexer

When a person parades on social networks as if they're rich and living an extravagant life, when in reality they dont have a car, home, and/or job. They present a mythical life to exude they lifestyle they want, instead of the life they have, which in turn makes them a Social Network Flexer.
Jessica always posts pictures of red bottoms (which cost over $500.00), but she doesn't have a car. She is such a Social Network Flexer!
by iamsharbates September 17, 2013
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Total Gaming Network

An online gaming community that offers communites for many online-gaming titles such as BF2, BF2142, Half Life, CoD4, Crysis, and many more.

Also the base of Total ROE.
Total Gaming Network Rules!

Total Gaming Network now support a Half Life community.
by Rob-UK November 14, 2007
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Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.
Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.
by Jake4f March 16, 2009
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Network Hitler

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.
"Oooooooooooohhhh, that network Hitler!"
by barry Smith May 15, 2006
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Network

Updated version of "Old Boys Club" that doesn't require being old or male; the primary purpose is to place acquaintanceship and social skills before merit, education and knowledge in career advancement.
He got the job by networking at the Ginger Man.
by oldgeek February 15, 2005
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