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Net Neutrality

The idea that the interwebs are neutral territory belonging to no government. Under net neutrality, all internet access should be treated equally free from censorship, throttling, or any other disruptive actions that diminish freedom of expression or freedom of usage preventing corporate monopolies.
The FCC wants to destroy net neutrality and give giant cable companies control over the Internet.
by TremereLord July 18, 2017
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neural pus

A substance secreted by neurons when the brain is stressed, resulting in slowed or fuzzy thinking.

(From a mock ad in Alan Moore's comic book "1963".)
I've been trying to write this essay all morning and I don't have even a single sentence yet. I think my brain's full of neural pus.
by Abracadab January 4, 2008
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Neuralink

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it
Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel
by Eat cheetos, don't elect them February 13, 2022
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Net Neutrality

The only way the internet should be. Without Net Neutrality, you'll have to pay for basic everyday necessities.
Say goodbye to your social life, your education, online dating, gaming, and video streaming.

Ajit Pai of the FCC is the worst person ever.
~~Net Neutrality~~

"I want your money" - Ajit Pai

"We want our freedom" - Everyone else
by RevorxPatremunkis December 6, 2017
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Body Neutrality

To have a neutral relationship with how you look. Unlike the body positivity movement, body neutrality focuses on pushing away biases based on looks, rather than solely embracing them. In other words, body neutrality emphasizes not thinking about you body, while other movements encourage constant self praise. The goal is to base none of your self worth on your appearance.
Friend 1: "I love how I look even though my body doesn't fit modern beauty standards. I know my worth."

Friend 2: "Love that for you, but I prefer to base my self worth off of other characteristics."

Friend 1: "Awesome, you must be part of the Body Neutrality Movement."
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 December 30, 2021
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Neural Inhibitor

A device shaped like a steel circlet which is placed around the head of a person with psionic mental abilities (telepathy, telekinesis, etc.). The device emits high-frequency radio waves that disrupt the delta wave capabilities of the wearer's brain, thus dampening any psionic abilities. Neural inhibitors have been known to be capable of being reprogrammed to reverse the effect and actually create a barrier for the wearer against any telepathic infiltration or attack.
In 'X-Men 2: United', William Stryker placed a neural inhibitor on the telepathic Professor X's head in order to interrogate and incarcerate him without retaliation.
by razorglove1428 March 1, 2011
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neutrasex

Likin of neither male nor female genitalias
Kali is a neutrasex
by Marie motha-truckin bogard November 29, 2013
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