Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

by Grey M@a September 10, 2004

necro porn

Pornagraphic videos or pictures depicting sexual acts with corpses or actors pretending to be dead.

Among other horrible scenes, A Serbian Film even has Necro Porn!

by Nahny June 30, 2016

nacho tower

A business or leisure suit worn without a tie.

"Do I need to wear a tie to eat at that restaurant?"

"No, a nacho tower is good enough."

by squeamish June 11, 2006

Nechryeal

1) A person who gets hacked easily.

Wow, that nechryeal just got hacked and lost $60,000 USD.

by wwwdotsythedotorg March 1, 2009

Nacho Bear

1. The best shortest cartoon ever.
2. To pass up a huge bag of sticks and stems for some kush

A:Dude why you ain't get that brick
B:I had to nacho bear it, the shit actually smelled bad not the good bad either

by Mrs.Mr. March 22, 2009

necro-conversing

Rehashing an old conversation.

"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."

by omgchrista March 30, 2010

necrobeastiafeleizum

someone who has sex with dead animals

necrobeastiafeleizum is a mix of necrofyliac and beastiality

by dora-explord-me February 23, 2011