Nara

a) A city in the Kansai region of Japan
b) A mythical creature of Samoan lore with the body of a large woman and the head of a bullfrog, known for uttering an ear shattering cry which causes immediate atrophy of the penis.

The horrible Nara lumbered through the tiny village, withering each man's penis into a small blackened raisin.

by mikeybaby79 February 10, 2010

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 6, 2012

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.

I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation

by TheSalts August 3, 2016

nearcrophilia

Sex with or attraction to the undead.

"The zombie apocalypse has changed the population dynamics so much that it's only sensible to give nearcrophilia its fair turn."

by Blurstov Tymes February 16, 2017

narath

A person that rejects your love for someone that she is in love with.

"Man, I absolutely loved her but she Narathed me."

by Uvuvwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwembu March 29, 2017

near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017