Party Napkin

Towel, or other fabric item used to wipe a penis clean after menstrual or anal sex.

My wife's face looked like Freddy Kruger this morning because I used her pillow for my party Napkin.

by Samuelsons November 8, 2016

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

Buttery napkin

The art of covering a napkin with a whole sachet of butter then sticking it to someone's back.

He got hit with a buttery napkin

by Top Bantz Antz March 13, 2017

Nigga Napkin

What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.

You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin

by Cyberneticweed11 March 31, 2019

Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019

Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

bitch napkin

A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR

A: You really gotta stop listening to him complain so much about how his tacos taste when he dips them in milk - you're just being a total bitch napkin.

Dude's sponsee does nothing but complain. Dude needs to sack up and stop being a bitch napkin.

by anonymous September 13, 2020