suck ur nan

The phrase you hear in public schools across Britain.

Boy 1: oi, suck ur mum
Boy 2: nah, suck ur nan bruv

by sockboylevi December 12, 2021

Nans hairy puebes

When you are so hairy like ya nans hairy puebes

Bro you are soo hairy

Like what?

Ya nans hairy puebes

by Clappedmatt December 31, 2020

Shuck your nan

The etymology of the expression "Shuck your nan". Is based on the common London based insult "Suck your mum", "Shuck your nan" is rooted in the term "to Shuck an oyster" or to open/de-husk, meaning in order to fuck someones nan, she is so old she would need shucking - or prising open.

Which is nice.

"you're a plum mate"
"Yeah? Well Shuck your nan"

by CumquatMay April 23, 2023

Ur ded nan

Ok so basically I’m monky

Ur ded nan stinks

by Horrid Henry 🐌 November 09, 2018

my nans bin

the best thing created since jesus. a lovely tall bin owned by somebodys nan.

person: you look like a clapped crab
me: you look like my nans bin

by yeetmeatballs August 05, 2018

nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019