Mystery meat 

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

Mystery meat by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

Mystery machine by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

mystery poop 

After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.

I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.

mystery poop by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008

Mystery Meat 

When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.

"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"

"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."

Mystery Meat by ted the tit May 3, 2010

Mystery of the Dance

When playing a first-person shooting game, close combat fighting demands excellent skill, or sometimes random flailing with melee weapons. This state of play resembles dancing between the two players.

*Playing Call of Duty 4...*

Guy 1: Oh no man, he saw you, knife him!

Guy 2: Crap! He's too close, I can't see him!

(after killing/being killed)

Guy 1: That's just the mystery of the dance...

Mystery of the Dance by JoeFactor3 May 24, 2009

mystery friend

When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.

Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.

Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.

mystery friend by FlowJo February 28, 2017

mystery wedgie 

when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.

I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.

mystery wedgie by hotty July 29, 2008