butter my ass 

v., slang. To perform an action that is considered rude or asinine by the person to whom it is done. Such actions usually (but not exclusively) fall into three categories:

1) To clearly lie to, to bullshit.

2) To fuck with, screw with, harass.

3) To suck up to or kiss the ass of in an obvious, belligerent manner.

1) "Did you know that the word 'red' comes from the Indian word for 'blood'?" "I'm a linguist, you idiot. Don't butter my ass." 2) "You fucking suck at bocci." "Andrew, it's a friendly game of ball-throwing, there's no need to butter my ass." 3) "You are a god and I worship you." "I just MET you two minutes ago, so you can stop buttering my ass."

butter my ass by Okzoz August 1, 2011

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass 

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.

"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass by Ketysk June 7, 2018

Harvey Spectered My Ass 

Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"

I was in line for a partnership before Blackmon Harvey Spectered my ass.

Harvey Spectered My Ass by KImCobain June 17, 2018

I need dick in my ass now 

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

I need dick in my ass now by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

Don't cap my ass 

Please don't shoot me

Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"

Don't cap my ass by mk41 March 15, 2021

eat my ass 

1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus

1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?

eat my ass by SanSavior August 7, 2017

look at my ass 

Reference to a high maintenance person, usually used in response to a demanding, needy, or high maintenance request. Lets the person making the demands know that they are being high maintenance, without directly saying so. Can be used in the third person as well, to assert that someone was being high maintenance or demanding. Refers to the fact that the demands and neediness make it "all about me," with "me" being "my ass," similar to phrasing such as "his ass better hurry over here" or "my ass will not be attending that party."

In response to, "I need you to come over and put my laundry in the drawers because I just did my nails, and I don't want to mess them up," one would say "Well, look at my ass!"

look at my ass by missdchlady April 10, 2011