penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012

Murk

to holistically fuck someone

I am MURKED- and I MURKED someone too.

by murker jerker May 15, 2018

Murked

To shoot somebody in the leg and steal a Cici’s Pizza gift card out of their mail box

Oh he just got murked!

by The yung nugget May 25, 2018

Murked

To get absolutely pounded

Bro, I got murked out of existence

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019