Fubble Muncher

A person who makes fart bubbles in the bath and then bites them with their mouth.

Karen: "Strange, Johnny just got out of the bath but has really stinky breath!" Bill: "Ya. He's a voracious fubble muncher"

by Kad69 April 26, 2022

Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.

"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

MUNcest

Amendment to above definition by Kris-Nigel:

"While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles,"

should be read as:

"While SECOND and THIRD degree..."

Second and third degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles.

by Kris-Nigel December 16, 2003

Muscleboy

Noun.: Very young, male bodybuilder. pl. "Muscleboys." Sometimes used in a homoerotic way. Origin unknown.

"Jimmy is only 16 and has really bulked-up from weightlifting. He's become a real muscleboy."

by Kevin Bergman January 23, 2005

Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.

Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011

crab muncher

a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.

"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"

by nickthavick October 5, 2005

Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010