Mumford

THICC DICC

Oh shit that blokes a Mumford (thicc dicc)

Probably has dope dreads and shit

by Mumforddd June 4, 2020

Mumpkin

When a pregnant woman's water breaks and her significant other goes down on her.

Her water broke when they were about to make love, so he said "fuck it" and gave her a mumpkin.

by YinzerMyke September 14, 2020

mumfing

Noun. (vb. to mumf.)
Muffled shouting; the sound made by someone trying to speak or shout when they have something in or over their mouth (e.g. a gag or a hand). More commonly used in the form "mumfing" than "mumf."

First coined by Lobsterling in a Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency fanfiction on Archive Of Our Own, 9/10/2020.

"With a hand clasped over his mouth, the swearing became a furious mumfing."
"Their words became mumfing for a good few seconds before they realised they could no longer speak."
"Thrashing in zir restraints, ze began to mumf frantically."

by Corvidiss October 23, 2020

mumfler

a mumfler is the type of person who would die for there friends so people would stay to one another " are you a mumfler"?

You'er such a mumfler

by minkle dink December 4, 2020

mumpkey

Your great grand parents bitch

We came from mumpkeys

by 69+420=a good time May 24, 2021

mumfo

Word for a British privileged white boy/ man-child who is openly racist but would probably describe themselves as the "black one" in their very white friendship group. Can be considered as a male cheugy.

Pal: Hello Mr Mumform how can I help you today?
Mumfo: it's Mumfo because I'm desperate to be cool

by Yungwasteman October 8, 2021

mump

Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast

Did you see Denise with that mump last night?

by daddystephens February 5, 2022