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An angry mule’s kick

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.
I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.
by AJ02 June 30, 2021
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Moscow Mule

(1) noun. A drink, composed of a jigger of vodka along with equal parts ginger beer and lime juice.

(2) noun. Two guys, a futon, and a prime number of women greater than or equal to 3.
"Do you ladies want the moscow mule?"
by ortizoo April 10, 2009
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haggis mule

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.
Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!
by The king of hagrid May 26, 2009
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Government Mule

Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!
by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006
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loping the mule

The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.
Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.
by Muley April 9, 2003
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Grade Mule

As in "riding the grade mule."

One that rides the grade mule cares not about how much he or she absorbs and/or takes back from whatever class; they only care about getting a grade.

Think of it as a mule led by a carrot and stick.
Benny: "My assignments six months late, but I'm still getting 25% credit. It's better than a zero."

Phil: "Fool, you better get off that grade mule."
by VooDooXII January 10, 2007
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Beer Mule

The term used to describe a person who is brought along on a ride to Tree House Brewery for the sole purpose of buying beer for their partner. The Beer Mule spends neither their own money nor drinks any of the purchased product for themselves. They are only there to wait in line, hand over payment, retrieve product and be escorted back to the vehicle for transference of ownership to the Beer Mule's partner. It is a highly respected position.
I brought my mom along as my beer mule when I went to Tree House when they offered Julius last week.
by CNPalmer August 10, 2017
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