Morbus Gerutius

It is a terminus which defines the psychological disease which makes a boy who's really often horney but don't show it that much, that he thinks that he would get the cutes and hottest girl exist or he knows. The problem is, the mens that got this "p.d." are more like not good looking in the eyes of the women.

Person A: "Oh man, look at this girl , she's so cute and looks super sexy"
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".

by MorbusAnalysus August 20, 2011

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MrLunchBoxTheGreat

A fat kid straight out of detention. A white boy born and raised off of the slums of Clinton Iowa. Someone who lived half there life as a doped up pot head, but then turned his entire life around, and started fighting the good fight. A comedian from the great state of Iowa. The most electrifying man in Comedy Entertainment!

"If ya smell what the box is cooking!" --MrLunchBoxTheGreat

"The most electrifying man in comedy entertainment!"--MrLunchBoxTheGreat

by MrLunchBoxTheGreat January 16, 2011

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Morgue ass

When you rip ass and the smell is comparible to when the power goes out in a morgue, thus leaving a noxious rotting flesh and ass type of smell.

Guy 1:"Holy fuckin shit man! What the fuck is that smell??"
Guy 2:"My fault son, gots that morgue ass"
Guy 1:"It smells like the holocaust in here you asshole"

by vandal1138 January 3, 2008

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mortus

mortus, derived from the word rigamortus. mortus describes a girl with hot body or 'rig'. mortus can also be used as a replacement word for girls or chicks.

"that chick was a hell mortus"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"

by one.five.one November 4, 2007

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