Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency was established on February 10th, 2022, as an organisation responsible for postponing people's faults in the field of modern Internet: any bad thing that was said on Twitter, any opinion that is slightly controversial on any social media platform, any demonetized video on Youtube can be morally forgiven and reinforced with rhetorical support of us, LIGM Agency. Also this structure implies the existence of yet again one more LIGMA abbreviation, which you can use in case you are asked or just for fun. Right now, the agency consists of 'two and a half' people and is relatively unknown. LIGMA understands that reviving a dead meme might not be so funny, yet it still has its own style and feel. Also there is HIGMA (H stands for Higher), but we can't obtain much information about it.
- Yesterday I called LIGMA!
- So, what did they Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) tell you?
- That hating black people can't be forgiven. I guess I'll still have to delete my tweet about slavery.
- So, what did they Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) tell you?
- That hating black people can't be forgiven. I guess I'll still have to delete my tweet about slavery.
by vo1dwalker March 8, 2022
Get the Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) mug.The game company Bungie's first game.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.
computer-Ready to transport.
Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.
Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking
Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.
Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking
by Philip Miller April 23, 2005
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To "marathong" is the act of wearing a thong (g-string) over an elaborated period of time
A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.
As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.
As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A:"shirly jones is fi-iine, i'm thinking of inviting the bitch round for a lil sum-sum"
B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"
A: "That shit is nasty"
B: "Word"
B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"
A: "That shit is nasty"
B: "Word"
by obamafan1234456 March 25, 2009
Get the Marathong mug.This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.
First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.
Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)
For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.
Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.
Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)
For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.
Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.
A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.
A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017
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Get the jewish marathon mug.C'est le grand morth pion. Il nourrit sur le nectar doux d'ampoule. Il a tendance à le faire d'humeur difficile. Le seul moyen pour tuer l'est d'éteindre la lumière. Toutefois, le morth pion du peut voler à une autre source légère.
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