Montegut Middle

A school located in Montegut, Louisiana

MONTEGUT MIDDLE IS HELL ON EARTH

by Seán Hall March 3, 2022

Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.

Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”

by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

Rachel Montez Collins

The prettiest girl in the world

I was like damn that "Rachel Montez Collins" girl is HOT

by Keenan11 August 22, 2011

charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.

Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.

by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016

Parkway Montessori Middle School

this school is booty. the kids are wack and the teachers are rude. you are either a good or ghetto kid. although the school is wack UTS HELLA FUN!

Parkway Montessori Middle School is so not cool

by JUSTAFUCKINGPERSON November 9, 2019

Emily Montes

The queen of hyperpop and rap.

Emily Montes outsold Floppiana Grande.

by The Eighth Survivor November 1, 2021

International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai

Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet

by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017