The Mondays

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.

Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."

by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017

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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

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Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday

Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday

by Ooferz.smofferz November 18, 2019

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Mixed Girl Monday

Just like WGW,but for mixed queens👸🏽

Damn Victoria you looking beautiful today, blessed for Mixed girl Monday!

by Nutinyourbutthole November 20, 2019

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Mental Health Monday

Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about

a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.

For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.

by jgdjtdjtshfmhfddhg February 24, 2020

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