marijuanacorn

A mystical, pot smoking creature named Juan.

John: Did you see that Marijuanacorn?
Sam: Yes, John, I did. It was magical.

by latinoss April 24, 2012

Marijuanafication

The transition from being against legalization of marijuana to becoming a stoner, a full supporter of the legalization, use, and sometimes even "abuse" of marijuana.

Bob: "Guess what, Fred.!"
Fred: "What.?"
Bob: "My marijuanafication was a success. I started smoking and as I continued to toke more, I decided I'm never going to stop smoking now."

by MufasasNotes February 26, 2013

marijuana i don't wanna

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no

friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna

by kindofanicon June 10, 2018

Marijuana

A beautiful, misunderstood substance.

I just smoked two bowls of sweet sweet marijuana and felt like telling everyone how great it is.

by madbluntz May 6, 2019

Marijka

Marijka is the kind of girl you want to marry, she’s the whole package! She’s very intelligent, probably a Ravenclaw, and the kindest person you will ever meet. She’s also hot, sexy and adorable with her long blonde hair that is so soft you can’t help yourself but to run your hands through it, her face is soft and mega kissable. She is loving and comforting and will always be there for you. She’s also incredibly funny and you won’t be able to breathe from the laughter she gives you.

You absolutely cannot go wrong with her, she will be the best person you every meet and in your heart forever.
An absolute queen and a gem blessing us all.

Marijka is just absolutely perfect.

by marijka_lover_288 March 29, 2020

marijuana

THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine

"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"

by stonerman420 August 27, 2003

Marijuana Overdose

When one smokes more marijuana than their own body weight.

Which is kinda imposible becasue you would pass out after about 3 pounds to your face.

It would also cost about $681000 150 pounds of bad weed.

Man that badass motherfucker just smoked 100 pounds to his face, hes gunna die from a Marijuana Overdose

by Smoke That Shit March 10, 2009