Morning Wood

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.

Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

by TheGuyYouGoToForThisKindaStuff December 5, 2017

Mort from Madagascar

Mort from Madagascar is a wanted criminal from Madagascar. His crimes against humanity, from causing the World Wars to committing homicide and murdering King Julian. This man, if you can even call him that, is the most dangerous thing roaming the Earth. Below is a video of him manipulating his foes.

Do anything at any cost to avoid Mort from Madagascar.

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 February 5, 2021

Morning Blow

When a guy receives a cock suck in the morning.

Keirsten took care of business this morning by giving Chad his Morning Blow!

by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Morb

A word that can replace any adjective or prefix, referring to the hit morbius movie

"Hello"
"I'm Morbed to meet you"

by meme_sandwich May 6, 2022

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

by Trash boat May 9, 2014

Morbius Sweep

A term used for the 2022 Marvel movie Morbius that sold 69420 Morbillion Tickets at the box office opening day and is the most critically received marvel movie of all time with 203% critic score on rotten tomatos and an 11/10 on IMDB

Its a morbius sweep out here!

by Doctor Michael Morbius May 15, 2022

Jim Morrison Scream

A trademark of Jim Morrison. Heard in songs such as "Light My Fire" it is an absolute embodiment and representation of the legend. When performed correctly, the performer will take a deep breath, and then let out a very low, raspy, almost gasp-like shout that will sound like they've been a lifetime smoker. Popular among annoyances and pranksters, letting out a Jim Morrison scream during a family prayer without warning will guarentee a laugh 100% of the time.

My family and I were sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving turkey, and while we were praying, I just randomly let out a Jim Morrison scream, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

by Stewy D June 22, 2011