Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

mirror monk

Most solid guy on the streets. Intelligent as hell, being friends with a guy like this you’ll learn a thing or two. You’ll definitely fall in love with his personality and vibe.

Mirror Monk always speaks the truth

by Dipppp February 9, 2018

mink monk

something you say when you are stoned and can't think of anything better to say/ its just a funny word to say when you are high.

Jake: Paul, why can't you meet up for the group project on the second floor of the library.
Paul (high): Cause your a mink monk!!

by pZ4sheZ May 20, 2010

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

Porch Monk'd Out

Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and sleeping anywhere.

Conan drunk a bottle of vodka and Porch Monk'd Out by the river.

by jgoldz September 22, 2012

Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011