Mister

Mister Is a smart, loving, trustworthy, handsome, ladies man. He is very outgoing and is not scared of anything. All the girls like him in some strong way. He has strong hates for many people but also strong loves😘😙. If a mister likes someone, he will 80% od the time get the gurl. A mister is the bae everyone wants.😘

Gurl 1:You see that nice guy over there.
Gurl 2: yes he MUST be a Mister

by Lolmisterhere May 26, 2018

Mister Q

God of pie and all things pie related, as depicted in the Book of Pie.

Mister Q, the giver of pies.
Mister Q brings us pies.

by Anonymous member of the Church of Pie February 21, 2005

Mistletoe

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"

by kdubheiress October 1, 2011

mistletoe

What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.

Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!

by Mike Ockizard December 19, 2006

super-mistletoe

Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.

"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.

And then they fucked.

by the true zovoel December 21, 2006

Your Sister Mister

An insult that has the same effect as your mom gay.

Friend 1: Your Mum Gay
Friend 2: Your Sister Mister
Friend 1: *Dies From the Insult*

by Nickable May 12, 2018

Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018