Mister Whippy

Coiling a long and meaty turd around a crapper resulting in a stool resembling your favourite ice cream

I did a Mister Whippy last night

by The Coil Meister September 28, 2010

misgendering

When someone states that one is a gender other than one identifies. Misgendering is most common when it comes to transgender individuals, but can happen to cisgender people as well. (Example: Being called "Sir" when "Ma'am" is appropriate, etc...)

After she cut her hair short, she was constantly a subject of misgendering.

by TransEthics November 11, 2015

misterprize

A man that a woman meats on a blind date who she is really infaturated with and later finds out that he wasn't the intended date.

Tad, my misterprize, ended up being the love of my life and coinsidentally, my husband.

by hannah elaine June 1, 2004

Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...

"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"

by Essy-k April 25, 2008

misterogenist

A person who hates men.
Male equivalent of misogeny.

Joe: I don't get why pamela won't talk to me.
Liam: Don't worry dude, she's just a misterogenist.

by stevenpeedonyourface September 12, 2009

Mister Tuff Guy

Affectionately nicknamed Mister T. Generally, a furry, fast, feline predator with a linonized lifestyle familiar only to the rare few who dare to survive; personality in abundance with rare glimpses of torment for things personified.

The toilet paper has been shredded again, where is Mister Tuff Guy?

by sklie777 February 16, 2010

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011