Mitesh Miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021

Miracle Mile

The red-light district of Tucson, Arizona. Not as popular as Van Buren in Phoenix, AZ, but still goodtimes.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm freakin bored..."
Guy 2: "Let's hit up Miracle Mile."
Guy 1: "That's pretty gross, man!"
Guy 2: "...yeah, I know..."
Guy 1: "Besides, I'm broke."
Guy 2: "That's pretty gross man."
Guy 1: "...yeah, I know..."

by K@B00$3 December 9, 2008

Makeup Miracle

When a woman/girl is insanely attractive with makeup on and hideous without it.

I thought Jenny was hot until I stalked her home and watched her take her makeup off. I thought i was going to vomit. She's a total Makeup Miracle

by Mike Hawk is alright January 30, 2010

Miracle

Something you will never, ever forget. Even if life tries to wipe off the memory, it will stay attached.

The day you find your love. The day you have children. They day you were born, and the day you die. The days that hold special memories. Those are miracles.

by A Person of No Sophistication December 5, 2010

Mirabelle

An old witch who liked to eat small children. She lived in a cave in Bad Salzig, Germany, and preyed on the children of the town.

Aaagh, watch out for that baby-eating-Mirabelle!

by Larathealmighty September 3, 2010

Miracle Whip

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010

Miracle Plug

Baby pacifier

baby pacifier is a miracle plug

by samwise13 August 17, 2012