MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)

MINISTER FEDERATION Are the detention of a shitty clan who think there good and funny but in real life Infinity Oi and navcom would shut them up

MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)A Shit Clan With Coachable sounding depressed as fuck

by MF SUCKS February 8, 2018

Sniffing the minister

Snorting drugs off of a penis

Last night was awesome, we bought a bag of coke and spent the night sniffing the minister

by Metergnome November 13, 2016

youth minister

An awesome person that guides teens through life's choices, while leading them to a saving relationship with Jesus. He also most likely has a beard, and loves pizza. Somehow, even though he's average looking, he has a smoking wife/girlfriend. Where do they get these women? So hot, so not fair. I'm going to be a youth minister when I grow up. Fo sho.

That youth minister, he's so holy...why is his wife so hot?

by sickdudesick February 19, 2015

Ministry of Annoyances

A bureaucratic government department that regulates a dubious service that the public could do without, especially requiring forms that are impossible to fill in or obtain, or when a visit for a trivial affair takes up a whole morning.

My passport expired two days before my flight, and by the time the Ministry of Annoyances had finished issuing a new one, the holiday season was over.

by Lior Bar-On April 23, 2006

Minski'ed

To jizz one self or to ejackulate

I minski'ed all over that chicks face. Dude I stepped in minski

by FMLTV September 11, 2009

Miniserious

a short but serious conversation with someone.

I had a miniserious with Joyce to be sure her dad was ok.

by JJwhite October 2, 2009

Ministry of sound

Evolution of sound, meaning safe or ok. often contracted to ministry

person one: see you at eight

person two: ministry of sound

by Elliwart April 12, 2006