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Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.
I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.
by Whackbag December 5, 2004
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midget clown gang bang

"let's not find out what a midget clown gang bang is"
by hitler's bestie May 5, 2017
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dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.
by nick stefanak December 28, 2008
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midget fucker

1. Whats up you midget fucker?
2. Suck a dick you midget fucker.
by amanda and j-rod April 28, 2005
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gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.
The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!
by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006
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midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.
by mike oxuje November 22, 2007
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