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Michigan Militia

A militia group that believes strongly in the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and defending citizen's rights from the federal government. Based in Michigan, this group has been view as extreme and even in some cases as a terrorist group.
Nothing really to make an example of, its just a group
by Jeffery April 5, 2005
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Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016
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Michiel

Michiel is the definition of awesome! (if you are a girl search someone who's name is Michiel because he is acctractive AF and has the largest dick in the universe). When he comes around you will feel a 100% better!
Oh look! it's Michiel. we're gonna have a good night together
by Jesuiskaasomnom November 30, 2016
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Cadillac, Michigan

Beautiful City located in scenic northern Michigan. Known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including Lakes Cadillac and Mitchell which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning Four Winns speedboat. Caberfae Peaks Ski and Golf Resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in Michigan.

Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.

Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.

If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Just won the Big North Conference Championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of Northern Lights in my Four Winns SL222. Damn I love Cadillac, Michigan
by DapsandPounds69 October 5, 2010
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Michigan Mop Job

Swallowing semen at the end of a blow job.

The term originated on the LOGO Show, Rick & Steve.
Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .

So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.

In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
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by IndyQueer February 27, 2009
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Cedar Springs, Michigan

Home of the Little Detroit Trailer Park located on 18 mile rd. Where you can find any drug you desire.
Me and the homies were cruising around Cedar Springs, Michigan and looking to score, so we swung by the little Detroit trailer park and got the hook up.
by Jerryskids August 21, 2020
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michigan

"I think I'm goin' to Katmandu!"

"I'm getting closer to my home..."
by cardenio February 4, 2005
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