Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

Desk messaging

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!

Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.

by JustxKidding October 2, 2009

text message chicken

Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.

Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.

by lskatz August 1, 2008

broken message

When someone sends a really long message and it comes through in two parts but sometimes there can be a misunderstanding with the second part and the first part is repeated. On Sony Ericsson's, a little symbol comes up with an envelope broken in two. Hence the name, broken message.

First part of text message: So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really anno...

Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really

Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

Ok for those of you people who want to know the message its is "sleep with me you know im not too young"im not sure if its real

Nothing nothing Nothing

by John Fru August 2, 2004

messian

The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.

"There's a messian on my back."

by ish and twins April 23, 2008