Metchosin

People who are very cool and hang out in metchosin.

by james the unfuckable July 15, 2003

Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.

Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.

by Cristiano April 27, 2006

merchwhore

Someone who goes to a show for the sole reason of buying a band's merch. They may or may not actually like the band, but their main focus is to wear the band's merch inorder to look cool.

Adam is such a merchwhore. Look at him buying a hoodie instead of watching the show.

by freebird435 April 16, 2008

meotch

a cross between meanie and bitch.

you are such a meotch

that meotch stole my ice cream.

by ITSME..JESSICA! September 10, 2009

scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.

Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.

by Dr. Badwrench November 8, 2007

Dole Merchant

Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.

The town is covered in dole merchants.

You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.

by Agrilawd May 16, 2021

Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie

Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!

by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005