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Merry Dissmas

A phrase used to put an exclamation point on an insult. Similar in usage to "You just got burned" or "In your face"

Instead of the pleasant and friendly holiday saying "Have a Merry Christmas", when you burn someone with a horrendously powerful insult finish them off with a "Yea Merry Dissmas pal".

The phrase is most effective when used during the holiday season.
Guy 1: Boy your Mom sure is ugly

Guy 2: I'd rather have an ugly Mom then one who blows homeless people for heroin.

Guy 1: (Crying because it's true**)

Guy 2: Yea, Merry Dissmas Pal

**The truth of the burn is not necessary, it just has to be an effective insult
by THE FERN November 28, 2006
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Merry lunch limbo

While in a public forum, two or more people engage in intercourse at a Jamaican celebration, specifically after eating lunch, which involves the consumption of christmas themed food.
"I think it'd be really cool if we got four porpoises and a wet Nigerian and did the Merry lunch limbo, that'd be a badass mission."
by Knows-a-thing-or-two August 14, 2012
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Merryll

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. She is soft spoken yet energetic. Shes extremely talented and extremely sweet to everyone. She’s a great sister, an awesome girlfriend, and a wonderful friend. She is absolutely gorgeous and allllll the guys jaws hit the floor when she walks by. She has no idea just how beautiful she is. She is extremely humble and kind. She will always be able to put a smile on your face. Once you meet her, you’ll never want to let her go.
“See that beautiful girl over there. The way she lights up the entire room? She must be a Merryll.”
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Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .
by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009
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merry

Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.
by EJL January 28, 2004
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Merrick and Rosso

A comedy duo from Australia who are seen (and heard) mainly on radio and in newspapers. Are pretty funny and have some classic CD's out, available from ABC shops. Have a liking for the New Zealand accent and once rang a pizza shop in NZ to pay out the poor guy there.
Have you heard Merrick and Rosso? They are very funny.
by Marty June 13, 2003
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Cooking with Merrill

Doing the right, good and/or correct thing.
Did you see how much money Warren Buffett gave to charity? He's really Cooking with Merrill.

I can't believe the Colts won the Super Bowl; they really Cooked with Merrill.
by Ken Mertefutbol April 26, 2007
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