Merps

A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.

Wow, they're a merps!

by Shorps July 5, 2012

Merperson

The gender neutral or nonbinary form or mermaid or merman.

My friend Max isnt a merman, theyre a merperson

by Sticky Keys July 14, 2019

Merpes

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

by R1Jesse February 16, 2010

Merpeople

Evil black creatures who dwell the night with a very loud breathing, but when they are in water they are very silent. They come in very different ways and jobs. With there high chance of killing you...basically you have no chance. They live all around the world and pillage in fields forest and jungles. Be very careful when walking near there bases.

When i was walking in the woods one time i heard a deep loud breathing of merpeople.

by Stephen Lang December 11, 2005

merppp

Fucking retarded

I am merppp

by Cowboydickweed69$ September 24, 2016

Merpies

A derelict strand of herpies, originating from williamstown NJ.

I was told merpies was not contagious

by U are job March 17, 2017

Merple

A word you just say

Person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2: “merple!”

by A good memer November 8, 2020