The Memphis Tubesock

Masturbating with a vomit covered towel

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas

by fecal plume October 3, 2009

mermazing

mer*maze (verb) mer*mazed
mer*maze*ing(adjective):
(verb)
1.) To transfix with astonishment. (Mezmerize + Amaze)
(verb)
2.) To gaze(look) at mermaids.
(adj.)
3.) To affect with transfixing sudden wonder or ashtonishment.

That fireworks display was mermazing. That lady did a mermazing number of backflips!

by Needham Martin May 14, 2007

Mermating

The reproductive act between a Merman and a Mermaid.

Arg!! They be Mermating off the starboard bow!

by Idunno4456 October 3, 2009

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013

mermaw

When your kid can't say mamaw, plus you're too cool for Nana!!!!!! Mermaw will give you a hug and cuss you out in the same instance.

I'm going to Mermaws house!!!

by Hobbygal December 19, 2016

memperkosa

Ray’s form of Charity

Memperkosa is an amazing quality.

by 9gag Community on Discord May 1, 2020

Memphis Ramfist

When you bang your elbow on the desk and extend upwards with a fist and watch the slags sit on it.

Klassy took the Memphis Ramfist and never walked again.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 17, 2022