Marf

a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses

1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF

by Lizz August 19, 2003

Mearked

When one gets owned/pwnd/raped/hacked in any way possible. Usually referring to the internet or the Non-stop Mearking gang named EpK known for their incredible online mearking skillz.

Anonymous:"Fuck d00d I'm gunna meark this fag so hard like when I raped that one nubz0r ."

Marcus:"Yea dood I'm meark her hard Aha. Lulllzzz, that nubz0r got mearked so bad!"

by Dustinn Mearkmay April 16, 2009

marf

defined by Adrian Glenn of Birmingham, UK in 2003, the word marf is an alternative for the word ''retard''.

1) You're such a marf Facey!!!
2) Dude that is marfed up
3) You fat-headed marfenoid

by Adrian Glenn January 2, 2005

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

Marffers

Weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it.

"Oh my god who's that weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it cunt?"

"That, good sir,would be Marffers"

"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"

by Nora_Chow March 25, 2009

marfilying

To take someone's log from a queue without permission. A term commonly used in the IT industry.

Give me back my log you stupid Marfilyer.

by Brent February 3, 2005

Mearph

A game;the action of placing your lead hand, with the thumb folded in, against the same-side arm of another person and drawing toward yourself and exclaiming the world "mearph".

A person cannot be mearphed twice in the same twenty-four hours and a person cannot mearph the person who has mearphed them in the same twenty-four hour period. The person with the most mearphs for a twenty-four hour period wins and is the mearph champion for the day.

Scotty mearphed me last night. I am going to mearph Jorge today.

by Ash Davidson October 24, 2007