Manure Scoop

Shitting in a girls pussy and then using your tongue as the “manure scoop ”

Brody was givin his girl the “manure scoop” last night

by LilKimbo March 5, 2021

Less Mature One, The

One who has no sense of direction and generally behaves in the same manner as wallet money draning agent, attached generally (always) to Hinder.

Anyone seen Less Mature One, The

Not since I paid for his petrol.

by Chris Hinde May 15, 2005

Marco Maduro

A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.

Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.

by John the rapper December 23, 2021

Makura

Sex with a dakimakura or love pillow.

A Makura is a person that has found having consentual sex with dakimakura or love pillow very fulfilling and pleasureable. One reason is that a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object like Chopper Sik Balls).

Makura devotees claim that masturbation is impersonal, that ejaculation into thin air may to be disappointing, while cumming against your dakimakura to be very satisfying.

Makura is a form of safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody Makura-Bang, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.

Justin Loves his Dakamakura, Cassandra, "I think he may be a Makura -Boy".

by youguessit January 15, 2010

matural

Natural maturity or being mature in a natural way

Experience is a matural teacher.

by Hercolena Oliver April 3, 2009

Identity Maturity Model

Identity Maturity Model (IMM) - Defines the different levels of maturity that entities like goverments, financial institutions and enterprises have in managing digital Identity information. This can be for people, machines, applications or any other form of digital identity. These identities are use to carry out any type of a transaction with any type of a system.

Their Identity Maturity Model rating is only a Level 2 and we cannot risk doing business with them and be out of compliance.

by Ashwini Ahuja September 24, 2005

manuregasm

a phallic shaped peice of fecal matter that is frozen and is inserted into an abdominal orifice. similar deviant fecal relate acts include, a cleveland steamer or a hot carl

Her palor faded as I suggested we try a new sex trick named the manuregasm.

by Mr Allen May 20, 2008