He's kinda like a mess, little high little low, he's been bullied a bit. Has PTSD can be a nice guy. Always got his niggas backs. Always gives advice like an old man and acts kinda like one. But he can turn fucking nuts when people piss him off
Jansen :Bro, I failed maths
Malcolm: Don't worry bro, I get ya a drink on the house. You can definitely improve don't fret over it too much
Some random guy : Wanna fight?
Innocent kid:No..
Malcolm: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYNA DO YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLYING KIDS, PICK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
Malcolm: Don't worry bro, I get ya a drink on the house. You can definitely improve don't fret over it too much
Some random guy : Wanna fight?
Innocent kid:No..
Malcolm: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYNA DO YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLYING KIDS, PICK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018
Get the Malcolm mug.Nice guy, always got your back. He will cheer you up no matter how down you are, sometimes acts a bit extra but deep down he really has a heart of gold. Although he is nice, he is plagued with some problems here and there and always has a hard time saying no to helping anybody. But be warned, if you piss him off he can turn into a monster and whack your ass, traumatising you for life. Smart in academics and on the streets.
Guy 1: I failed maths. Dammit
Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018
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The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!
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"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
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"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
by rahrahrahromama January 2, 2012
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The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.
Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
by Mik101 December 14, 2008
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Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.
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