gaseous maximus

the state of having an extreme amount of gas. uncontrollable and unbearable farting.

"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that plate of beans, I'm so gaseous maximus right now"

by Dan_e_o November 3, 2006

Maxim Afinogenov

The right winger for the Buffalo Sabres. He has been on the team since 1998. He has now been on the Buffalo Sabres for the longest time out of any other current Sabre.

Did you see Maxim Afinogenov's goal last night against the Toronto Maple Leafs?

by Monica Philips April 1, 2008

bootius maximus

1) A fine, sexy specimen called merin.

2) A girl with a bountiful ass.

oh my god, bootius maximus walks again! She so fine...

by Acronimius the great.. January 30, 2005

Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005

maxim

a succinet formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct

the maxim was very powerful and everyone believed it.

by Jkmh October 23, 2008

maximus

a freaking awesome horse that loves apples and hates criminals. He is a god. a maximus is incredibly good looking and funny. sold at all disney stores.

Mommy look there's maximus!!

by maximuslvr April 28, 2011

sextus maximus

(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.

'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"

by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010