The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

Mathias

Handsome man. He`s born with a big penis. He can have any girl in the word because of his oversized dick and great personality.

How you can make love like Mathias.

by loveboy55 January 19, 2018

Mathaias

Typically Indian name bangs really hot chicks and is , hot and rich. Will steal your girl and your mom. Has a 12 incher. But he is not a player he does He will rather make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.

Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathaias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.

by gbreezy123 May 11, 2022

mathan

A Mathan is a sub planetary dildo from interstellar space.

Take that Mathan out of my girlfriend!!!

by cockdsfagefhg April 21, 2008

Māthā

(Māthā) meaning head in south Asian languages as Hindi, Urdu, and Bangladeshi. Which is now a slang term used in New York.

“smokin the zaza, it go straight to the Māthā”

- CJ (Whoopty)

by Soha Sohaib April 6, 2021

mathing

What you are doing when completing math homework.

"Hey, want a cookie?" No, i'm MATHING!!"

by blaez kat January 30, 2015